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As any of you who have read my posts know, I am capable of incredibly dumb decisions. This is not something new, brought on by age, but seemingly a character flaw, where I believe all will work out well in … Continue reading →

November 9th broke dark and cold With winds and snow a blowin Tommy walked to the door of his one room shack Thinkin, there ain’t no way that I’ll be goin Wrestling closed the door of the dispatch room Barley … Continue reading →

It was a small quest hardly worthy of a gathering of the knights, but gather we did. The task at hand… move a garden shed from one trailer to another. As the crow flies it was about 50 feet. Our … Continue reading →

I recently had the opportunity to compare some of the services offered by the Marquis DE Sade School of Aesthetics and our local teaching hospital. As you may recall, I had my back waxed by my daughter’s team of she-devils. … Continue reading →

“Hey, Dad…can you come in Monday so I can practice a pedicure?” So…I do the calculations; she isn’t in the Advance Course, so most of the really painful crap is off the table. Pedicure? That sounds OK. There can be … Continue reading →

I have been travelling for a bit more than 2 weeks and have not had a chance to check on the beast. Today I contacted the owner to get an update. Apparently, the large heart and the circulating heart are … Continue reading →

On Tuesday, I feared the beast was dying. The Knights of the Coffee Table did not intend to kill or even harm the beast. We simply wanted to wrestle it into submission in a new home. But alas, the colossal … Continue reading →

As I write this, it is a beautiful, sunny, crisp fall day in London, Ontario. However, yesterday, the day of the final move of the behemoth hot tub, was different. I awoke to the hurricane-like sounds of the wind rushing … Continue reading →